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Pagan's Greatest Hits
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Author:  Speakers [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:08 pm ]
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Pagan's Greatest Hits.

Re-live those wonderful Pagan balls-ups with this classic vinyl album celebrating the master coach's wooden era at The Blues. All your favourites are here in the all-time Pagan Top Ten...

1. The day I put Murphy on Judd
2. I should have treated JR better
3. How to insult club legends in no time
4. I didn’t realise Blackwell could play
5. Don’t worry about JFK, just kick it to Fev
6. The A-Z of recruiting reject rucks
7. Watch me beat the flood by bombing it to Fev triple teamed
8. How to clean out the list twice and still go nowhere
9. Let’s leave Bryce on Johnson until the kid is shattered
10. No alarms and no regrets

And that’s not all. If you order this record in the next fifteen minutes, you’ll also get Volume Two for free, featuring some of these timeless classics…

1. How to sap the life out of a top draftee by leaving him in the Back Pocket
2. How to kill a Puppy
3. How to run Kouta into the ground
4. Let’s leave Betts in the Pocket, after all he is unfit
5. I want Lance to be Skipper
6. It only took me 4 years to release Carrots in midfield
7. Why would I want to let Tex roam free in the midfield?
8. After 5 years I still couldn’t develop another young key defender
9. After 5 years I still couldn’t develop a Back Six (a symphony in two parts)
10. Take the money and run
Author:  Electric Blue [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:13 pm ]
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Isnt this getting a little old? :roll:
Author:  buzzaaaah [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:13 pm ]
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It may be time to let go
Author:  camel [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:21 pm ]
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Especially because he forgot the all time classic...

How I got Mick Martyn to 300 games
Author:  Speakers [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:28 pm ]
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The record company have decided to release a limited edition 5-track gold CD to commemorate Pagan's retirement from Carlton. It features some of Pagan's greatest all time hits...

1. The day we played Fev on the 'G' Train
2. How I provided NINE other clubs with their record margins over us
3. Getting belted every few weeks is simple
4. How dare Mitch do what the club asked him to do
5. How I got Micky to 300 games :wink:
Author:  Navy Blue Horse [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:34 pm ]
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Not to forget his latest hit:

"Gee, how good is [insert name of opposition star]"
Author:  Dominator_7 [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:41 pm ]
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Dont f forget the hard to find B-Side 'How to save face by deflecting the blame'
Author:  Speakers [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:59 pm ]
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word has it he has some unreleased material that just rocks, namely...

Shooting Bambi (aka how I ended Craig Bradley's career)

How to sucker your club into a 3 year contract extension (aka how to milk the worth of the NAB Cup)
Author:  George Harris [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:01 pm ]
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camelboy wrote:
Especially because he forgot the all time classic...

How I got Mick Martyn to 300 games



That one's a cover of the Toni Basil favourite:

Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand.
You shouldn't be on the ground, but sitting in the grand stand.
Oh Mickey you're so ugly, can't you understand.
It's guys like you Mickey
ooh what you do Mickey
Author:  camel [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:07 pm ]
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It probably wasn't the first time the sledge was used at a player, but going to one of the games at Manuka Oval a few years back I got a large chuckle when one of the guys I was at the game with yelled out "You're scaring the children Micky".

:lol:
Author:  Speakers [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:26 pm ]
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Good work George, good work. :lol:
Author:  AGRO [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:30 pm ]
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camelboy wrote:
It probably wasn't the first time the sledge was used at a player, but going to one of the games at Manuka Oval a few years back I got a large chuckle when one of the guys I was at the game with yelled out "You're scaring the children Micky".

:lol:



Its actually "Put a bag over your head (insert ugly player's name here)your scaring the kids".

I have used that one in a long line of players stretching back to Mark "Jacko" Jackson, Tony Campbell and others too numerous to mention.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  George Harris [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:33 pm ]
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Can't wait for Pagan's cover of that 70's disco track from Eruption, titled I Can't Stand The Rain.

I can't stand the rain.
(Oh hang on, that's not rain...)


And who could forgot Men Without Hats and the track The Safety Dance, re-recorded by Pagan as...

The Sister Dance
Author:  troybond [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:20 pm ]
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How about this old classic:

"I'm sick of the labour pains........just show me the baby"
Author:  troybond [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:32 pm ]
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And what about this Lionel Richie classic: "You're once..twice..three times a lady" re-recorded by Pagan as:

" You're once....twice...three times a wooden spooner"
Author:  79Vintage [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:12 pm ]
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Did anyone read Pagan's article in last Sunday's Age?
Author:  Kaptain Kouta [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:22 pm ]
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Don't forget though, if Pagan didn't come to Carlton, we'd still have Corey McKernan.
Author:  CORNUTO [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:16 pm ]
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79Vintage wrote:
Did anyone read Pagan's article in last Sunday's Age?


ANy good Snippets?
Author:  phoenix johnson [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:05 pm ]
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The title of the album should be...

"We'll learn from that"
Author:  Car17on [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:33 pm ]
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There's the limited edition single "I don't quit" backed with "Rack Off Denis" by Dick Pratt and the Blue Board
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