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How I stopped worrying and learned to love the tank
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Author:  da dada da dah [ Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:02 am ]
Post subject:  How I stopped worrying and learned to love the tank

It's pretty obvious we aren't going to win another game this year and are now heading for a juicy No 1 draft pick (3 in 3 years - awesome!)

This is such a certainty I know what I'll be doing

I am gonna bet against us every week and make some cash.

a +39 BET IS A GOOD THING when you are tipping against the Blues (except against Melbourne...we might get a little closer than that...maybe just a 5 goal loss.)
Let's see Carl vs St Kilda. Hmm we'll do excatly what we did against the Lions yesterday and leave a nice open fwd line for the G train to lead into and he'll have a season best game against us (tho if I remember correctly it would top his 6 goals against us earlier this year). And we'll play little Milne into some form. And of course the Saitns AWESOME ruck division will have a big day out against Kennedy and ahhh won't even bother mentioning his name.

Hell we should organise a Talking Carlton punting money pot so that proceedings can go into a place where people care and give a damn.

See you in the millionaires club

Author:  Molly [ Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:04 am ]
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From the title I thought you were going to tell us that we had appointed Stanley Kubrick as posthumus caretaker coach :-D

Author:  da dada da dah [ Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:09 am ]
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Meticulous planner but he's dead...probably do better job than Dennis Pagan.

Author:  Electric Blue [ Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:43 am ]
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great thread title! :lol:

Author:  hannahadhair [ Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:30 am ]
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Can you get an "all-up" bet that will roll over for the next six weeks?
Give us some real interest?

Author:  Electric Blue [ Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:38 am ]
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Funny enough, I wanted to place a bet on Friday Carlton to lose every game for the remiander, backed into Richmond losing every game for the remainder.... No takers.

Author:  Jarusa [ Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:47 am ]
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Best thread title on TC since this one:

Spring time for Kouta and Pagan-y

Author:  ryan2000 [ Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:57 am ]
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Nah sorry boys..............i'm sick of this tanking bullshit!

These kids, our future, need SOMETHING positive to take into the 08' season and i can't see how not winning a game is gonna provide that for them.

We need to restore self-belief in players such as Waite, Walker & Murphy who clearly look like they have lost faith in themselves and their surroundings.

I'm sick and tired always looking for a #1 draft pick to be our saviour.

Sure, Kruzer is good but he's not worth loosing games for, even if those games are pointless dead-rubber wins anyway!

If we win a few more, we'll still probably finish 3rd last and end up with pick 3 anyway. And if we get a Cotchin, Masten or Grimes or Palmer with that pick i'll be happy with that.
We could pick up a Bellchambers or McEvoy with our 2nd pick.

Aisakie will be our #1 ruckman soon enough anyway, i have faith in that.

These kids need some good hard & BELIEVABLE footy.

Sack Pagan, Install Ratten, get some wins & some god-damn belief!

Far more important to me than another #1 draft pick.

Author:  da dada da dah [ Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:26 am ]
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ryan2000 - I agree with you wholeheartedly.

But I think Electric Blue's failed foray into backing Carlton to lose every game will show you that we will lose every game.

I also think it shows that the AFL have got to change the system so that even if we are a junk footy team, the Carlton Football Club will want to win games and not plan for the future by losing.

I think it would be great if we won the last 6 games of the year.

But it's not going to happen. We will lose every game and I plan to make some dollars.

yeehaa!
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Author:  Rocco Iguana [ Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:36 am ]
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ryan2000 wrote:
Nah sorry boys..............i'm sick of this tanking bullshit!

These kids, our future, need SOMETHING positive to take into the 08' season and i can't see how not winning a game is gonna provide that for them.

We need to restore self-belief in players such as Waite, Walker & Murphy who clearly look like they have lost faith in themselves and their surroundings.

I'm sick and tired always looking for a #1 draft pick to be our saviour.

Sure, Kruzer is good but he's not worth loosing games for, even if those games are pointless dead-rubber wins anyway!

If we win a few more, we'll still probably finish 3rd last and end up with pick 3 anyway. And if we get a Cotchin, Masten or Grimes or Palmer with that pick i'll be happy with that.
We could pick up a Bellchambers or McEvoy with our 2nd pick.

Aisakie will be our #1 ruckman soon enough anyway, i have faith in that.

These kids need some good hard & BELIEVABLE footy.

Sack Pagan, Install Ratten, get some wins & some god-damn belief!

Far more important to me than another #1 draft pick.



tanking rhymes with farce :wink:

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