Not sure if his has been posted but it arrived in my inbox today.


Dear Mr & Mrs Pagan,

I am writing to inform you of my concern at your son's efforts at school
this year. Let me get straight to the point

1. It is obvious from his test result when we studied the topic
"dealing with the flood" Dennis clearly wasn't listening.
2. Early in the year he allowed the opposition 1 or 2 free men in
defence. Not only did that cause Mr Fevola major distress having to
compete with 2 and 3 opponents, but its also gave the opposition a real
spring board for forwards thrusts.
3. Then he decided to man up all the loose players in our forward
line. That created a crowd bigger than the grand final in and around our
Mr Fevola.
4. Moreover, he failed to instruct the players when entering our
forward 50 when either (a) there is a flood, (b) there is a loose
defender or (c) a crowd bigger than Melbourne Cup day - not to just bomb
it in, rather to be patient, chip it around, wait for something to open
up, try and run it to the 50 and force defenders to come to you.
5. His handling of his young players, Messers Gibbs, Walker &
Russell, turning them into back pocket, taggers is just not part of the
syllabus.
6. When I ask him questions about his performance he merely offers
up some stupid, rude response.

I could go on and on but I just dont think he's suited to our school. I
have given him ample opportunity to improve his performance but results
to date and in the past few years tells me its time to find another
school, perhaps a TAFE college may suit him better. Really at his age it
may even be time to consider a trade.



Yours sincerely



The Principle.