TalkingCarlton :: View topic - Intellectual giants ...

" As god is my witness, I will strike any Carlton fan who even attempts to communicate with me or my family. My misses hates them too. She had a pie thrown at her head by a female Carlton fan during a lawn bowls comp last year, all becuase my misses had a Collingwood stubbie holder."

priceless !

Rocco Iguana wrote:

Anyone want to throw another pie at her just for good measure?

My blood is already boiling in wanting to pound fevola's face to a pulp and slowly down matthew lappin in a mop bucket!

Do the names Harmes, The Buzz, Johnston, McClure, Doull, Wow, Ashman, etc mean anything to this generation? They ought to: I believe we are owed a flag? I was there

Crikey! I think I need to open a lobotomy clinic in Victoria St. I think the poor bastards are like that because they have lost more grand finals than anybody else has even played in. Chokers of the first order. All we need to do is hold up signs with:

1970
1979
1981

I remember a game I went to in the late eighties. We lost. The Collingwood fams were giving it to us something cronic even before we left the ground. I heard someone near me say loudly and pointedly to his kid,
"When a young Collingwood fan asks his dad what it is like to win a grand final, he has to say, 'I don't know, son, ask your granddad'."

That shut the bastards up but the train trip home was a bit awful just the same.

Author:	Teddy [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:18 pm ]
Post subject:	Intellectual giants ...
Have a look at what the rabble over at Collingwood are saying about us ... http://www.magpies.net/nick/bb/viewtopic.php?t=35835

Author:	Rocco Iguana [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:37 pm ]
Post subject:
" As god is my witness, I will strike any Carlton fan who even attempts to communicate with me or my family. My misses hates them too. She had a pie thrown at her head by a female Carlton fan during a lawn bowls comp last year, all becuase my misses had a Collingwood stubbie holder." priceless !

Author:	bluebeard [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:39 pm ]
Post subject:
Rocco Iguana wrote: " As god is my witness, I will strike any Carlton fan who even attempts to communicate with me or my family. My misses hates them too. She had a pie thrown at her head by a female Carlton fan during a lawn bowls comp last year, all becuase my misses had a Collingwood stubbie holder." priceless !

Author:	phoenix johnson [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:43 pm ]
Post subject:
Rocco Iguana wrote: " As god is my witness, I will strike any Carlton fan who even attempts to communicate with me or my family. My misses hates them too. She had a pie thrown at her head by a female Carlton fan during a lawn bowls comp last year, all becuase my misses had a Collingwood stubbie holder." priceless ! Anyone want to throw another pie at her just for good measure?

Author:	marciblue [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:43 pm ]
Post subject:
I just cant wait to get to the game and cop some more racial-fueled abuse. Without fail it happens every game. Such a cultured lot...

TalkingCarlton http://www.talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/

Intellectual giants ... http://www.talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=16100	Page 1 of 4

Author:	TheGame [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:44 pm ]
Post subject:
What language is that they're speaking?

Author:	Rocco Iguana [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:46 pm ]
Post subject:
phoenix johnson wrote: Rocco Iguana wrote: " As god is my witness, I will strike any Carlton fan who even attempts to communicate with me or my family. My misses hates them too. She had a pie thrown at her head by a female Carlton fan during a lawn bowls comp last year, all becuase my misses had a Collingwood stubbie holder." priceless ! Anyone want to throw another pie at her just for good measure? Frozen or thawed ?

Author:	Rocco Iguana [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:52 pm ]
Post subject:
ahhhh ... collingwood, can't live with 'em can't live without 'em

Author:	welcomebackcattogio [ Thu May 10, 2007 11:00 pm ]
Post subject:
Jesus.... and here I was thinking I'd take my 3 yr old to his first game this week.

Author:	sstormin123 [ Thu May 10, 2007 11:01 pm ]
Post subject:
intellectual giants indeed!! reading some of that garbage really does expel the myth that there are decent citizens among collingwoods faithful. Quote: My blood is already boiling in wanting to pound fevola's face to a pulp and slowly down matthew lappin in a mop bucket! very classy .

Author:	chyna [ Thu May 10, 2007 11:17 pm ]
Post subject:
This is flower hilarious. I think Collingwood Supporters are having an collective inferiority complex actually because whilst we detest Essendon* with a passion, our hatred of Collingwood has waned over the years 'cause they have been spectacularly unsuccessful over 50 years. A sad bunch of also-rans that really don't put up much of a fight when it all comes down to it. This bit in particular gets me laughing. Quote: Do the names Harmes, The Buzz, Johnston, McClure, Doull, Wow, Ashman, etc mean anything to this generation? They ought to: I believe we are owed a flag? I was there What a great list of names to be sickened by. So glad they all played for us. Who did they have at the same time. Worthington, McCormack, Picken, Wearmouth, Banks and of course the Shaw boys. Oh.. and of course.. Wes Fellowes. Makes me piss myself laughing.

Author:	chyna [ Thu May 10, 2007 11:33 pm ]
Post subject:
Even Microsoft has it right. This appeals to my stupid sense of humour but in doing the previews for the Footytalk Podcast, I have discovered that even Word identifies both Collingwood and Essendon* as 'ERRORS". Yet Carlton is a fair dinkum word. How funny is that? [/url]

Author:	CK95 [ Fri May 11, 2007 12:21 am ]
Post subject:
I actually enjoyed reading that thread Good to see the rivalry's still strong, despite how shit we've been of late. And I loved the bloke whose shining memory of GF day 1970 was his mum hitting a Carlton supporter with a thermos

Author:	Blue Sombrero [ Fri May 11, 2007 12:51 am ]
Post subject:
Crikey! I think I need to open a lobotomy clinic in Victoria St. I think the poor bastards are like that because they have lost more grand finals than anybody else has even played in. Chokers of the first order. All we need to do is hold up signs with: 1970 1979 1981 I remember a game I went to in the late eighties. We lost. The Collingwood fams were giving it to us something cronic even before we left the ground. I heard someone near me say loudly and pointedly to his kid, "When a young Collingwood fan asks his dad what it is like to win a grand final, he has to say, 'I don't know, son, ask your granddad'." That shut the bastards up but the train trip home was a bit awful just the same.

Author:	phoenix johnson [ Thu May 10, 2007 11:03 pm ]
Post subject:
Shouldn't that say 'drown' not 'down'? Clearly spelling and grammar school wasn't part of the schedule in Pentridge.

Author:	Deano Supremo [ Fri May 11, 2007 8:43 am ]
Post subject:
That's a great thread. This is what footy is all about - territorial battles proudly fought on an autumn Saturday afternoon. This is proper rivalry - not AFL forced bullshit. F$#@ COLLINGWOOD - LET'S RIP 'EM A NEW ARSEHOLE

Page 1 of 4	All times are UTC + 10 hours
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/

Author:	BlueDW [ Fri May 11, 2007 8:16 am ]
Post subject:
Have some sympathy for them surely guys, 1 premiership in 50 years would make anyone go insane!!!

Author:	BlueBern [ Fri May 11, 2007 9:25 am ]
Post subject:
Blue Sombrero wrote: Crikey! I think I need to open a lobotomy clinic in Victoria St. I think the poor bastards are like that because they have lost more grand finals than anybody else has even played in. Chokers of the first order. All we need to do is hold up signs with: 1970 1979 1981 I remember a game I went to in the late eighties. We lost. The Collingwood fams were giving it to us something cronic even before we left the ground. I heard someone near me say loudly and pointedly to his kid, "When a young Collingwood fan asks his dad what it is like to win a grand final, he has to say, 'I don't know, son, ask your granddad'." That shut the bastards up but the train trip home was a bit awful just the same. Hey amigo!! Don't forget 1915 and 1938 as well!!!

Author:	camel [ Fri May 11, 2007 9:35 am ]
Post subject:
Kinda raising the bar a bit I know, but I liked Eddie's press conference announcing the appointment of Gary Pert as the Pies new CEO ... when he was going on about how much he loves 9 and Collingwood and blabbing away I thought I was going to puke. Also thought he was putting just a few tickets on himself when he said he'd been the face of the Nine Network for the last 15 years.