TalkingCarlton http://www.talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/ |
|
My Proudest Moment - a.k.a SparkyBlue in enemy territory. http://www.talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15894 |
Page 1 of 1 |
Author: | SparkyBlue [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | My Proudest Moment - a.k.a SparkyBlue in enemy territory. |
SparkyBlue and No.1Blue exited the hotel and stepped out onto the pavement. Head to Toe Navy Blue. I think even my jocks and socks *not that you would want to know* were Navy Blue as well... It was Round 1 - Carlton V Fremantle, circa 2004. The trip had been organised as a birthday present for my brother, who had turned 18 in December the previous year. Airline tickets were purchased, Reserved seats were organised online *oh how I love the splinternet* and hotel accommodation was booked. Neither No.1Blue or I had flown in a plane before, and truth be told No.1 was moaning and complaining like you wouldn't believe "My ears won't pop!"... as for me I was way too amused by the fact that they sold alcohol on 3 hour flights. Cool! Fast forward past the landing, walking through an eerie, ghost town-like deserted city at night, being mixed up with hotels and so-forth - brings us to where I began, leaving the hotel to walk to Fortress Subiaco. And boy did we walk. I can't exactly remember where we stayed, except for mentioning 'Oh look, we're right near the WACA' - that'll be a short walk!'... before it being pointed out that Subiaco Oval and the WACA are not one and the same *i was naive ok?*... and so began the trek to Subi. I've stared down hordes of Essendon* s***heads screaming in my face... I've wiped off spittle projected in my direction from mongaloid, toothless Pies fans - and I've even withstood barrages from cock-eyed, feral Crows supporters... but nothing felt as daunting and nerve-racking as this. But there was No.1Blue and I, Blueboys in enemy territory - and if I was going to take the long walk *and sheeesh, to Subi - it was!*, I was going to do so proud. The first heckle was heard. "The Blues? Go home mate!" In Melbourne that would cop a two-finger salute, but not here. I also mistook a Freo fan for giving me a cut-throat gesture - until I realised he was just pointing us out to a mate and laughing. I started to wonder if I was starting to get just a little too paranoid. Still heads up high, the two of us trekked to Subi - humming the club song and handpassing the footy to each other... Arrived at the ground and for the sweet love of god was confronted by a myriad of purple, green and white. *which, for so long I have considered the girliest colours of the AFL ![]() For Carlton supporters in WA - I don't know how you do it. Prior to then the most Freo supporters I had seen in one place was the three men and a dog that made up the Freo Cheersquads' Melbourne contingency. I loved Subi Oval though, sans opposition supporters - and the fact that guys walked around with huge tubs *attached by a strap around their necks*, some full of pies, some full of grog. And you could get Cougar Bourbon at the ground... swan-ky! As it turned out, the grog was required as it helped block out some of the noise of the opposition going nuts, gave a little Dutch Courage when it came to cheering on the Blues *and compensating against 40,000 odd Freo supporters* - and it helped dull the pain of a 47 point defeat. *In case your were wondering* Fremantle (15. 17. 107) def Carlton (8. 12. 60) The walk back was a little painful, but only in our hearts. Traveling around 3,400 kms to a footy match - only to watch your team get spanked *and whats worse, have Clive Waterhouse starring! ![]() In fact, from that day I've always held a soft spot for Freo *but not C. Waterhouse! ![]() One thing is for sure - No.1Blue and I, valiant in defeat, walked back to our hotel with our heads held up high - proud Blues supporters at the beginning of what were to be dark days ahead... vowing to return to Fortress Subiaco someday, to cheer on our Blueboys to victory. **Note: Yes, in this posts I am referring to Perth as 'enemy territory' - however, I do appreciate that there are quite a few WA Blues supporters that frequent TC... and I salute you. ![]() |
Author: | Hoggy33 [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Clive hates you too. |
Author: | SparkyBlue [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Hoggy33 wrote: Clive hates you too.
Look, the beef between Clive and I goes way back - a family feud that has lasted generations... you wouldn't understand. ![]() |
Author: | Hoggy33 [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:16 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Clive's ancestors took over your ancestor's farm? Raped, pillaged, plundered your entire family? That's how Clive rolls. |
Author: | phoenix johnson [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Hoggy33 wrote: Clive's ancestors took over your ancestor's farm?
Raped, pillaged, plundered your entire family? That's how Clive rolls. He's a baaaaaad man. |
Author: | Hoggy33 [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
phoenix johnson wrote: Hoggy33 wrote: Clive's ancestors took over your ancestor's farm? Raped, pillaged, plundered your entire family? That's how Clive rolls. He's a baaaaaad man. And he doesn't caaaaaare. Des Headland's daughter. Noticed the resemblence to Clive? You reckon Clive pays child support? Noooo. |
Author: | phoenix johnson [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Nothin' but a suicide blonde. |
Author: | Hoggy33 [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
and a 14 inch penis. 7 inch wide. |
Author: | SparkyBlue [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
Hoggy33 wrote: and a 14 inch penis. 7 inch wide.
And how is it that you know this? ![]() You don't happen to bear a resemblance to Clive as well by any chance?! |
Author: | Hoggy33 [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | |
SparkyBlue wrote: Hoggy33 wrote: and a 14 inch penis. 7 inch wide. And how is it that you know this? ![]() You don't happen to bear a resemblance to Clive as well by any chance?! If you read any of the following: * - The Guinness Book Of Records * - Who Weekly * - Africa Today * - The Science Journal * - The Christian Times * - CLIVE You'd realise that this fact was fairly common knowledge. Several African nations have a public holiday/festival/sacrifice in Clive's penis's honour. |
Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC + 10 hours |
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |