Ok, so I've decide to fire in with my own effort so my mate here doesn't cop too much flak for having a dip.
Bit of a different angle for my effort but here we go:
Ackland - Was solid, if unspectacular. Mobile enough considering his Mr Olympia-style upper-body, but this is watered down by his average kicking skills. Provided grunt last night but was an inferior option to Cloke (as I say that, the universe has just begun unravelling). Marking power up forward was again a plus but would be slaughtered if he lined up there as a genuine leading target.
Bentick - His first half left me appreciating his value at the stoppages but lamenting the idea of him touching the ball outside of them. His second half went a long way to erradicating my apprehension as he went from receiving, turning and hoofing it, to receiving, carrying, sizing up his options and measuring a kick more within his range. Well done to him, proved me (and the greater football community) wrong. Is still shakey when carrying the ball but seems to be doing everything right. Stark contrast between his running mechanics when he started here to last night. Keep it all up Adam and your opponents will really have to start worrying about you beyond stoppages.
Betts - Great game from Eddie, provided forward pressure, pushed up and led well into space so that his diminutive frame wasn't engulfed by his opponent. Pushes up into the midfield well and seems to now have the tank for it now, although I still only support his use there in bursts. Could well be a handy option at the centre bounce but there's a kid by the name of Nathan Djerkurra who a few of us would have liked to have seen performing such a job. Another player who is making better use of his limited kicking depth.
Bower - Shut down Lachlan Hansen so has now solidified his role as one of the games defensive superstars.

Limited exposure but showed that his kicking style is effective and that he still has the athleticism to take on a variety of roles in the defensive half, despite some extra bulk. Would like to see more of him in the seniors.
Carrazzo - Finally playing smart football, or more accurately he's finally been given a brand of football to play that's a smart choice for him. Has more confidence with his disposal and makes clever use of it despite most of his kicks heading a bit too skyward. Another player who is not having his lack of kicking depth flogged. Really happy that he's roaming into the forward half of the ground and putting up a good performance there. With that string added to his bow, he is now a very balanced midfielder and will add to an increasingly versatile engine room.
Cloke - Our dominant ruckman last night. Part of the clearance team that dragged us back into contention. Has more energy at the contest than Ackland with a higher spring and more effective work when the ball hits the deck. Booming kick but is realising he needs to work on it more if he wants to deliver to the forward line. This resulted in him using his handballing skills to link with smalls on the wing this week with great success and was rewarded with a lot of possession there. Out of McLaren, Ackland and himself probably the best build as well so I think if he can keep up with the demands of ruckwork as our backup for at least 3 seasons. I do fear that he will be used too much through the season as Ackland is not shaping up well at the moment, McLaren is underdone and may be no better than Ackland and everyone else isn't ready.
Fevola - Will be unfairly harsh here but he needs to keep his focus on the game until he hears an umpire whistle. Plays for too many free kicks and is a little sporadic with his chasing out of the forward line. Having said this he is also smart about where and how far he runs, and other players are starting to play in a similar fashion. Whether that's his influence or that of a coach, or another player I don't know. Superstar of the game and needs to pull his head in sometimes, but you know if he did completely hit the straight and narrow act, he wouldn't be that same player.
Fisher - Has been superb the last two weeks as some started to call for his head in favour of Edwards. Another player using his kicking skills smarter. Sensational link option around the ground and his work rate has gone up another notch from last year, which is really saying something. Bonafide marking option in the midfield and I'd love to see him have the confidence for a bit of run and carry when the situation calls for it. Was used well at CHF which is a bit of a shock - smalls now run in along the flanks into space and Fish marks and kicks sideways, allowing them to size up an option in the 15 - 30 m range rather than the 35 - 50 m range, or run inside the 50 and have a shot.
Gibbs - Is a bit nervous but is clearly expecting big things of himself and so he should, but he's looking for them in the wrong areas. Will never be a Judd, Murphy, Deledio, etc. Needs to relax and remember what he can do and what he can't do and will be a great player for a long time for the footy club. Loved his clean hands last night and the weaving efforts that nearly resulted in a sensational goal from the pocket. The better his awareness in congested situations becomes, the greater a player he will be.
Hartlett - First time up forward at this level and did exactly what was asked of him, although was not treated with respect by the Kangaroos defense. Could have made them pay more if he wasn't always interested in kicking as far as he possibly could, and this was shown in the later stages of the game as he became an option coming out of defense rather than forward of the wing.
Houlihan - Great game by Houla, his disposal was magnificent - not a fault to be seen. Hitting targets inside 40 m is money for jam for him, and its all he had to do. Didn't get much of a go forward of centre but was so creative receiving the ball just forward of HB that it didn't matter. Got to see him use the jets properly for the first in I don't know how long (if only once) so his groin, hips, knees and ankles must be feeling ok for a change. His accountability is up on last year and will now punish teams as a result, ala Carrazzo/Bentick but in reverse.
Jackson - Not as clever with his game as last week, but probably saw the least amount of game time for us. Very happy with him as a bench player because he can now do everything competently, making him a great link player. Jacko could well be one of the forgotten men in a premiership side, at least by any non-Carltonian.
Koutoufidies - Another well executed game by Kouta: the dancing has made him feel a bit nimble again! Great that he's being used off the bench and great to have him as an option off the bench. Crucial clearance player for us still and it showed up last night. Didn't get a gig up forward this game but has been handy there so far this year.
Lappin - See Kouta. Used throughout the ground last night and did ok in defense but I don't like him there. The knocks are starting to get to Matty and he's lost a bit more pace this year again. Still a supreme kick and a clever user of the ball and did well when placed under pressure last night on several occassions, usual receiving a handball when he probably shouldn't have been. He and Kouta must be used of the bench this season, and the way they are looking at the moment they may even be able to do it for another season.
Murphy - He rushed a few kicks and I think I saw him try to duck his head once. Squib. Seriously, superstar in the making, only because no one outside of Carlton wants to admit it publicly. Performs his role in forward stoppages supremely and his uncanny knack for shrugging tackles gets him out of any trouble that he might be in, usually due to someone else's sloppy decision making. Our people should be studying exactly how or why he is able to do that and get our other players to start replicating it. Amazing balance, poise and core strength for someone so young. Oh yeah, he also reads the game better than most in the league. I've often wondered what would happen if you were able to take the football nous of a guy like Whitnall or Diesel and stick in in the body of a bloke like Judd. I'd say Murphy is as close as you can find to that merging of polar opposites.
O'hAilpin - Did his job with ease and like Fevola, only himself will be his undoing. Needs to be more composed in dealing with officials and opposition. Passion is fantastic but he is letting it feed his temprament in a negative fashion. Would like to see him cut off more opposition f50 entries, but Waite seems to have this job at the moment. Not as confident carrying the ball as last year, which is what made him a remarkable player for me, but again, that's ok. If he can produce them when required and do his job the rest of the time as he is now, that's fine by me. His ever increasing nous is on-track to see him become a great defender but he seems to be able to now be able to handle most opponents on athletic ability alone.
Russell - My first reaction is always disappointment with our (and we can now say that with a greater sense possessiveness) Russ because he's a number 9 pick tagging. Look no further than Mr. Walker if you want a rough idea of what's in store for Jordan. Did his job bar concede one goal off Harvey and linked well when called upon. Lacks a true offensive side to his game but has the coaching and talent around him to learn from and will do so.
Scotland - The perrenial loose man. I feel there's better men in the team for the job but Scotland seems to be at a talent level where he can just play the role, and no one will pay him the attention he deserves should he succeed. We can always fall back on others if need be. Solid link option, solid delivery and solid creativity off half-back.
Simpson - Another I'm going to sound as though I'm marking hard. Not as sharp hitting targets up forward as he was last year but it's early days. Hitting the contested ball a lot harder than I've ever seen from him, both on the ground and through the air, making him a suprising marking target along with Murph in the midfield.
Stevens - Dare I say it - captain's game from Stevens. Was tough at the stoppages and regularly saw him bouncing off opponents and feeind the ball out by hand, as well as running hard to provide a link option. Never has to worry about his opponent because they're usually shadowing him but if he keeps this new aggressive edge he has brought to his game, he will make his tagger look silly all the time. The shot from the pocket was sensational, if slightly arrogant.
Thornton - Intensely creative, which now seems to be a theme for our entire defensive unit. They need to invent a new stat for T-Bird and a few others back there: rebound runs. I reckon he'd have clocked up about 10 at least. With Waite down there to take the other key post off his hands he looks incredibly damaging and obviously a more consistent defender through being able to play in his weight division. Seems to handle pacier opponents a little better than last year at the moment too. Attacking the ball with greater vigour but like many in our team needs to remember the value of knock-ons and directed spoils in creating an effective rebound from defense. Also jumped up into a contest when he probably didn't need to at one point as Carlos had the spoil and the ground ball was gathered by a Roo uncontested. One real mistake. Not bad.
Waite - Didn't think he had the agility or the hands to play the role he's now playing but I guess it shows just how down on confidence he was. Hopefully doesn't become arrogant about his performances at CHB because better teams will expose his decision making and still erratic footskills. Having said that he was solid with his kicking last night, even with a little flair for that pass to Stevens which resulted in a premature goal of the year attempt. Just great to see Waite playing competitive footy again, and especially good to see a Kouta-esque charge along the wing, and seems to have taken the role Carlos was playing late last season and doing so with authority.
Walker - Faultless game as far as I'm concerned. You won't have things go all your way unless the stars align, but Andrew did everything within his power perfectly. Steadied before he kicked, ran smart as well as hard, was prepared to stop and prop and link with team mates rather than charge down the field with reckless abandon. Play like that for 22 games and ensure you're onside with most of your team mates and you're a shoe-in for the leadership group again Andy.
Whitnall - I think he peaked earlier in the pre-season. Something's not right for Lance at the moment, and although he's not in his best shape, I don't think it's physical. Certainly feeling the duress of a hot week or so in the press and could maybe have a chat to Fev about dealing with the pressures involved with the papers making you out to be a knob-head. If it is physical he needs to be rested next week so there aren't more stinging articles from the press for new and exciting reasons.
And now... pizza for Jimmae.