It's another "caption the photo competition" with an incredible major prize of absolutely nothing so you gotta be in it to win it...







My contribution:

"Now the game's over, Big Dick searches for a map of Tassie to find his way home."

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NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CLUB THAT I USED TO KNOW.

Waite looks more wary of the Pratt's than anything he would face out on the football field by the look on his face!!!

"I think that's the jacket Dad gave to an Op Shop in the seventies."

"How much for ze boy?"

"OK Boys, it's washing time, gotta get you all clean and nice, pass me my soap Hildebrande!"

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Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Back out to the pool this morning EB?

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"our electorate seeks less to be informed and more to be validated." Sad times.

Well done boys and as a reward I the private jet ready for you with 23 strippers so that's 1 each except for Fev.

Sorry Fev, if you want you marriage to work your going home via the spirit of Tasmania.

It's looking pretty good actually, so umm yeah.

How was your gay sauna?

Ok?

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Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

1 Million bucks at $3.50, at this rate not only will the debt be paid off, I can make a nice little sum for myself.

And whats the AFL going to do about me betting on games.. Yep, that's what I thought..

"This local sporting event has left me ravenous Jeanne! Where's the rest of our contiki tour so we can head back for brunch??"

"Richard... where do you think we are?"

Waite: "Oh christ, not another episode."

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29 different attributes,
And only 7 that you like;
20 ways to see the world,
Or 20 ways to start a fight.

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The problem will be made. for the solution to be sold, to your face before your eyes, tolerance is now the new danger

Aruba.......

Jamaica.........ooooh i wanna take ya...........
Bermuda....bahama....coooome on pretty mama..........!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

"Hey, great Game! Now would you happen to know where the ballroom dancing hall is?"

"Blues smooth sailing -President resorts to cruise wear"

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Green Shooter

Insert Fred Basset style balloon above Waitey's head... "shit the after-party must be fancy dress and only have this crispy nike tracker in me bag"

Insert Fred Basset style balloon above Mrs Pratts head... "where is Captain Stubing, Julie, Gopher and that Issac with my Cinzano martini"

Insert Fred Basset style balloon again above Waitey's head... "Nathan Brown warned me this might happen after the tenth packet of No-doze and red bull and why is that lady always smiling even in her sleep?"

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Green Shooter

I need to make sure I check my spelling! Actually a sauna and spa are on the cards later this afternoon (just on my own- perchance to dream...).

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"our electorate seeks less to be informed and more to be validated." Sad times.

"Im livin in the 70s"

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

"Sure you can have him dear, so long as I get to watch, but I get to choose the next one ok".

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"The Ox is Slow but the Earth is Patient" and don't forget it!

Actually spoke to him he is such a top bloke. You would not think he is the third richest man in oz. I told him he was the fresh air we needed for a long time instead of the previous incompetent and his reply was i cannot do everything those guys pointing to the players have to do more for the club ( this was during the 3rd quarter). obviously he is aware that over the last 5 years their have ben alot of people impersonating CFC footballers.

The gear he wears is unbelievable. He wa actualy wearing silver runners with 4 pink stripes,silver trousers and factory blue jacket. He is definitley living in a different time zone. His favourite band must have been Culture club

In a bid to keep matches safe for those resembling humans, Tasmanian Police have been forced to lock Collingwood supporters in a cage.

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