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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:56 am 
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Hey guys..............

you know what the GREATEST thing about tonight IS..............?

it doesn't matter what side of the fence your on........as in........
"please let us win less than 4 one more"........orrrrrrr........"please
let us win as many as we can"...............?





well...........tonight doesn't matter.................cos we ALL want
to win tonight...........!

the fact we're playing those DIRRRRTY.......FILTHYYYYYY...........
BLACK AND RED @#$%'S.......with there good for nuthin
Rudolph nosed drunked of a coach..........













SHEEEEEEEEE-DEEEEEEEEE............................!









geee.....don't GET ME BLOODY STARRRRRTED...........!







so.......GO OUR MIGHTY BLUE BOYS.................*they're not mine.....
they're OURS*...........may there be no injuries.........and may
HERRRR-dee turn the ball over with the aplomb of Ronnie De lulio....with every kick...........!


kindest regards tommi





















hey.......just quickly................!

last night my good friend Sally and i........were getting take
away from Thy thy in Richmond..............we ordered our
9 dishes...........cos we're PIGGIES..........and i paid
the 26-50 with a 50 $ note.........GOD they're cheap in there.............!

aaaanyway..........the lady behind the counter......who i must say..
was looking very beutiful in a low cut #...........and doing a bit
of weightlifting too i might add.........there wasn't a finger
showing from all the rings..........!




SO........i get my 23 $s 50 change..........but not wanting
the 50........i left it as a tip in the bowl..............she said thank you...
and we sat down..........!






just as we were about to get our food......Sally says......"
ooooh......maybe a drink too".........so i order two
cans of lemonade.........."how much i ask".............madam Gold finger
turns to me and says............"3 $ 30"............!

now......all i had on me was a twenty $ note........and the 3 dollars
in coin..............!

i looked at her with a........."well........here's the 3 $s........shall
we call it quits......seen as i gave you the 50 cent tip before.......
i mean........you'll still be up 20 cents..........otherwise i'm
breaking this 20 just so you get your 30 cents"..................!





well i mean......i didn't think it out that slow..........it happened in
a FLASH........you know....but it was all there.....ifyaknowwhati'msayin.....?








so guess what happens....................?













she TAKES the TWENTY out of my HAND...............she BROKE
the twenty.......just so she could get her 30 cents............!


no WONDER she's got more gold than Carl Lewis..........this
lady's GOOD..............!






aaaanyway............Sally and i laughed........then looked
a little bewildered at each other...............then closely
followed by more laughter..............!



i will also add...................the food was great.............just tops.....!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:02 pm 
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hahaha! good one tommi

you should've just fished out the 50 from the bowl! :P

good eating at thy-thy. them or tran-tran are great! Could go some mongolian beef right now....

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Tommi,

you are a 100% gold-plated TC treasure!

By the way, what did you have for dessert? :-D :-D

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:19 pm 
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[inside joke]
*Drowns in spittle*
[/inside joke]

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:21 pm 
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Thank you Mr Fitztrick................

your words are very kind.................!

as for dessert...........well we went back to Sallys Lennox
st home for dinner.........so it was a cup of Earl Grey and some
mint slices...............!

but even then........there was a touch of the........."but it's
WAFFERRR THIN........just one morrrre"...........!


kindest regards tommi














don't think me tight.............i mean..........even when i left the
50 cents in the bowl........i thought to myself..........."why am i
tipping take away"............."maybe i should just take the 50 too"........
"ahhhhh........whatta ya need that for.........your
not going to need that"........and so on.......and so on.............!

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All I care about is that we win this week. I don't care if we lose next week, I just want to see us win this week.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:04 pm 
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Hou-LAAAAAAAA....................

who the %$#@ said anything about NEXT week.................?


kindest regards tommi


















Hou-LAAAAAAA...............!

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jimmae wrote:
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*Drowns in spittle*
[/inside my own head joke]







Q.F.T. ............!


kindest regards tommi

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If it were up to me Tommi - you'd be getting the POW this week mate.


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Dr.SHERRIN wrote:
If it were up to me Tommi - you'd be getting the POW this week mate.


There were two girls involved in the story...

Hey hang on tommi...! :shock:

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:10 pm 
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jimmae wrote:
[inside joke]
*Drowns in spittle*
[/inside joke]


As in a joke between you, and yourself... :)


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:17 pm 
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Tommi you are truly a nutbar.

Um, who are the black and red people? Essendon*?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:23 pm 
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Here's even bigger Carlton news......

Amanda visiting the main board!! :shock: :shock:

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:02 am 
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Kaptain Kouta wrote:
Here's even bigger Carlton news......

Amanda visiting the main board!! :shock: :shock:

Oh shutup. I visit here every so often. I just don't post.

Did you celebrate my first football thread? Did you? I don't think so. Shame on you.

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SparkyBlue wrote:
jimmae wrote:
[inside joke]
*Drowns in spittle*
[/inside joke]


As in a joke between you, and yourself... :)

Third to the party sunshine... ;)

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