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 Post subject: THE RUINATION OF CARLTON
PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:53 pm 
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First there was JE and his plan to bankrupt us.

and Parkin and there deliberate ploy to shed all early picks.

Next came The AFL and their devious ploy to find us guilty of salary cap cheating.

And O'Reilly for dobbing us in

and Collo for being boring

And Pagan for being a prick

And Kouta for deliberately doing his knees

and Lance for not being Carey

and O'Sullivan for choosing Livo etc....

and Campo - of course.

Smorgon - he's boring us to death.

Sticks - who plays pick up far too much!

And today we can add a few more.

Hughes - who pick speedsters, a 200cm ruckmen project player and Gibbs!

and Caz oh yes I blame Caz!

speed - what the hell do we need speed for!

And some of those picks, I mean I have read three for four phantom drafts and no one picked some of these for us

I am shattered

disgusted

disillusioned

lost

how can we chooce kids that are obvious hacks?

Do we want this club to collapse?

Have any clunb in the history of sport ever been able to assemble in such a short space of time such a collection of Scapegoats?

This is the end my dear old friends, the end.

I kid you not. We are doomed! Doomed!


Caz, this day will live forever as the day you showed your true colours - fancy picking some fast kids!

Bastard!


Carlton is a goner!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:55 pm 
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You forgot trading Porter for that useless bastard McKernan.

Talk about turning points.

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how bout we see how they go before we have a crack.....


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A touch dramatic for my liking Danny, but I agree that if you were to profile these players as either athletes or footballers, you'd pencil in Gibbs as a footballer and then move across to the other column.

We must have supreme confidence in our new skills and development techniques and teachers.

Not a disasterous effort by any stretch though.


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Just watching match footage highlights of Gibbs and the super impressive Griggs on Channel 10.....what's not to like?


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:sarcasm:

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Hey dannyboy, the Wedge are on the phone.... they want to know where their head writer is.....

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wow. Some of you guys must be posting from the airport because this post seems to have gone waaay over your heads. That or maybe get a humour transplant.

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The Tyrant wrote:
Hey dannyboy, the Wedge are on the phone.... they want to know where their head writer is.....

^^^^^^^^^^^


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BlueIce wrote:
The Tyrant wrote:
Hey dannyboy, the Wedge are on the phone.... they want to know where their head writer is.....

^^^^^^^^^^^


Ahh there you are, Blue Ice.... I've got NASA on the other line..... I'll tell them to breathe easier

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Heavs wrote:
wow. Some of you guys must be posting from the airport because this post seems to have gone waaay over your heads. That or maybe get a humour transplant.

Just go ahead with lumping everyone in with IS and Warby why don't you? :P


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jimmae wrote:
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wow. Some of you guys must be posting from the airport because this post seems to have gone waaay over your heads. That or maybe get a humour transplant.

Just go ahead with lumping everyone in with IS and Warby why don't you? :P


Which part of 'some of you guys' dont you get jimmae?

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TruBlueBrad wrote:
jimmae wrote:
Heavs wrote:
wow. Some of you guys must be posting from the airport because this post seems to have gone waaay over your heads. That or maybe get a humour transplant.

Just go ahead with lumping everyone in with IS and Warby why don't you? :P


Which part of 'some of you guys' dont you get jimmae?

I'm being particular about the phrase, I'm of the belief he's referring to three or more. :P


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BlueIce wrote:
The Tyrant wrote:
Hey dannyboy, the Wedge are on the phone.... they want to know where their head writer is.....

^^^^^^^^^^^


The jerk store called.


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I must be the only poster in the Carlton cyber community that has never seen any of them play.

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don't let that stop you 8)

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TheGame wrote:
I must be the only poster in the Carlton cyber community that has never seen any of them play.


I'm sure you're not the only one though a few act as though they know more about them that those who actually have. :roll:


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TheGame wrote:
I must be the only poster in the Carlton cyber community that has never seen any of them play.


They showed match footage of Gibbs and Griggs on the CH10 Draft Program between 3 and 4 this arvo.....and they both looked very talented.


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THIS THREAD IS AWESOME


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