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Author:  dannyboy [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:45 am ]
Post subject:  Sneakyleaker!

"Beware the Sneakyleakers, my son!
The bowels that smite, the mouths that snitch!
Beware the PagoPago bird, and shun
The frumious Smorgorsnitch!"
He took his wooden spoon in hand:
Long time the magpie foe he sought --
So rested he by the Dumdum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in duffish thought he stood,
The Sneakyleaker, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the spoonish wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The wooden spoon went snicker-snack!
He left Carlton dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Sneakyleaker?
Come to my arms, my squeamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

Author:  George Harris [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:19 pm ]
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Jeepers, creepers... where are those sneaky leakers
Jeepers, creepers... where'd they get those lies
Gosh oh, git up... how'd they get that vote up
Gosh oh, gee oh... how'd we get so wise??????

Author:  Kaptain Kouta [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:21 pm ]
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Did Smogs mean this kind of leaking?
Image

Author:  grrofunger [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:28 pm ]
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pissing down someones back and then telling them its raining could well be interpreted as being a sneaky leaker.

sneaky cos they aint watching and even sneakier because your lying about it raining !

i think smorgon is trying to be cryptic here !!!

let the conspiracies flow ( or leak ) !

Author:  Ponkstar [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:12 pm ]
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Image

I am not sure if this is a real product or not, but maybe the board could use some to help them out during those marathon "will we / won't we sack Denis" meetings.

http://www.sneakyleaker.com/


Quote:
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Author:  tommi [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:29 pm ]
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GREAT stuff Dee Boy.........

GREAT stuff.........!


kindest regards tommi














just a quick question though.........it's not supposed to make
sense hey.......?

Author:  The Tyrant [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:56 pm ]
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So much for your promises
They died the day you let me go
Caught up in a web of lies
But it was just too late to know

I thought it was you
Who would stand by my side

And now youve given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart

You said youd die for me

Woke up to reality
And found the future not so bright
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right

I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong

(chorus)

From this empty heart

I thought it was you who youd die for love

(chorus)

Oh no no no - you said youd die for me
Oh oh, oh oh, die for me
So much for your promises

Author:  Synbad [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:47 pm ]
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They should get their prostrate checked...

Author:  Headplant [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:48 pm ]
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Synbad wrote:
They should get their prostrate checked...


I think they are prostrate.

Author:  GWS [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:50 pm ]
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Headplant wrote:
Synbad wrote:
They should get their prostrate checked...


I think they are prostrate.


I think Synners might need a good lie down.

Author:  dannyboy [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:54 pm ]
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is he erect?

Author:  GWS [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:58 pm ]
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dannyboy wrote:
is he erect?


There's an image I really didn't need... :?

Author:  dannyboy [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:01 pm ]
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is he flip flopping?

doing the sneaky leaky dance with his achy brealy heart? 8)

PS GW have you fouind a lot of your customers have almost bought but changed their minds at the last moment - see I'm wondering if this is Carlton thing at the moment.

Author:  GWS [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:13 pm ]
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dannyboy wrote:
is he flip flopping?

doing the sneaky leaky dance with his achy brealy heart? 8)

PS GW have you fouind a lot of your customers have almost bought but changed their minds at the last moment - see I'm wondering if this is Carlton thing at the moment.


Strange day that's for sure.

Nothing before 2pm. :shock:

It was looking like a wipeout.

Big afternoon since then though. :-D

Author:  dannyboy [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:22 pm ]
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hmmm a day of 2 halves 8)

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