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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:57 am 
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Here are just some samples that we had to put up with last week as to why we defeated teh hapless bumbers..so i u would enjoy them this week...


henneman one out with one of carltons crappier players

it was like a slow motion horror movie, henneman just.....fell over, carlton player takes easy mark, they clear, we lose

the boy just, doesn't have the footy god's blessings, he's talented, strong, athletic, but i swear to jeebus he's cursed, poor guy, tried real hard


"Carltons crappier players? Are you talkin about Teague? Hes a freak id love him here"


I see rama's point, don't think he was blaming Henno, but the poor bastard, is just unlucky, could have shut alot of people up if he had taken a grab

If your talking about the soft fifty that wiggins got when he ran into Solly and went to ground as opposed to the player who crash tackled monfries to the ground after he had taken a mark with no resulting fifty, then yeah, he is one of your crappier players and needed the umpiring gods on his side tonight, like some of the other dubious decisions for carlton that led directly to goals, as well as the few inexplicable ones for us that led to goals.


you are only just above shit, but still a dark shade of shit dont delude yourself

lance whitnall points at things and the umps blow the whistle


fevola's last kick for goal took 1 minute 45 seconds, from 5 minutes, to 3:15 in the 4th quarter, he strolled from 80 metres out before he kicked

Now isn't that the pot calling the Kettle black?? ever heard of Lloyd??

our players were getting mistreated after the mark, held down, clobbered, no fifty, there's some terrible double standard bullshit going on, and it's not good for footy

I think thats enough for now :D

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:12 am 
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Demon I sometimes think you are a closet Carlton supporter :lol: Either that or you hate Essendale as much as we do.

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It blows my mind to think Bummers fans think they got screwed by the umps.

Obviously they were ignoring the first 3 quarters.

Aaaahhh, there's nothing like getting rolled from 30 points up is there?


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BlueMark wrote:
Demon I sometimes think you are a closet Carlton supporter :lol: Either that or you hate Essendale as much as we do.


the latter

u do not know how much i hate those bastards :)

i have had to live amongst them for nearly 15 years now...lets just say i would rather be in teh slums of BRazil :D

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... at least until they send the Soylent Green scoop trucks in to tidy up the place


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Gee these Essendon* losers seem to have a lot of "If my Grandmother had balls she'd be my Grandfather" philosophers.

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demon2 wrote:
i have had to live amongst them for nearly 15 years now...lets


You poor bastard! :lol:

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they're shellshocked.

I've been paying out on them all night, and only 1 person has asked me to pull my head in, and he asked REALLY politely.

They didn't respond to Jarusa and my Terence Trent D'Arby thread :wink:

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Ponkstar wrote:
It blows my mind to think Bummers fans think they got screwed by the umps.

Obviously they were ignoring the first 3 quarters.



And Round 4 last season.

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Bluesboy70 wrote:
Ponkstar wrote:
It blows my mind to think Bummers fans think they got screwed by the umps.

Obviously they were ignoring the first 3 quarters.



And Round 4 last season.


Don't even go there :evil:


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demon2 wrote:
BlueMark wrote:
Demon I sometimes think you are a closet Carlton supporter :lol: Either that or you hate Essendale as much as we do.


the latter

u do not know how much i hate those bastards :)

i have had to live amongst them for nearly 15 years now...lets just say i would rather be in teh slums of BRazil :D


My enemies enemy is my friend :D

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The Tyrant wrote:
they're shellshocked.

I've been paying out on them all night, and only 1 person has asked me to pull my head in, and he asked REALLY politely.

They didn't respond to Jarusa and my Terence Trent D'Arby thread :wink:

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The bastards deleted our thread.

My version of wishing well is lost forever. :cry:

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Quotes from the Bombers Board on Big Footy .......

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And to see Hirdy humiliated in the first quarter like that :twisted:


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that was the ********ing worse loss in the history of the Essendon* Football Club


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I am so ********ing angry at that ********weak last quarter display.And don't get me started on playing Hird as a key defender


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As for the last quarter..... let us never speak of it again.
Pathetic


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Essendon* owe me a new radio. I just kicked my current one to smithereens
And while there at it they can come around to my house and patch up the hole i put in the wall :lol:


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However, we will be in absolute crisis mode if we cannot beat the Hawks next week .....


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And James Hird, Lets Not Mince Words His Career Is Over, Absolutely Over :twisted:



AND THE BEST IS SAVED FOR LAST ................

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Did anyone have flashbacks to the 99 prelim late in the final quarter? :twisted:


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:38 am 
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Now Jarr Tyrone.........

you boys go right back in there.......
and tell them to pull their heads in.....and get
with the program.......!

"get outta ya rockin chair grandma......
or rather...would you care to...dance grandma...."

ask them if our win just made them.......
sycamore......?

and also......individually wrapped coon
slices and cans of VB.......!

are not cheese and greens........!

lalalalalalalalalalalalala.............!


kindest regards tommi

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Did Henneman's granny jump online and give you all a spray?

Henneman's granny > you

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phoenix johnson wrote:
Did Henneman's granny jump online and give you all a spray?

Henneman's granny > you


Henneman's granny > Henneman

Henneman's granny is not as old as Sheeds.

Henneman's granny is more mobile than Matthew Allan.

Henneman's granny only wanted the site shut down 'cos she's sick of people knowing she's Henneman's granny.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:59 am 
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tommi wrote:
Now Jarr Tyrone.........

you boys go right back in there.......
and tell them to pull their heads in.....and get
with the program.......!

"get outta ya rockin chair grandma......
or rather...would you care to...dance grandma...."

ask them if our win just made them.......
sycamore......?

and also......individually wrapped coon
slices and cans of VB.......!

are not cheese and greens........!

lalalalalalalalalalalalala.............!


kindest regards tommi


Woke up saturday morning and it was one of those mornings, you know the type.

Did I really join bomberblitz last night, what was I thinking?

3 posts, all now deleted, pure gold too.

Kicking Well (thanks TTD)

Kicking like a bastard
Missing goals
Underneath the MCG lights
Cupido by the hour eats
Ballantynes
For the cheat Sheedy and me
Hirdy
No Lloydy
Your crapiness is more than I knew
Eddie
De Luca
I'm falling in love with you

Wish me love for kicking well
To kick and tell
A wishing well of Henneman tears
Wish me love for kicking well
To kick and tell
A wishing well of bluebaggers cheers

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theya re a petty bunch over there.....they changed by title from rookie to vote yes for a merger.....they are so clever.......

but i still let them have it :D

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Aaaand........

let me guess Jarr........

they got upset........?

those heathens.......!

Carlton culture........winning..dignity..class.....!

Doomed culture......6 month old cheese in the fridge....!

there i said it.......!


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