Ellard, Bell, Graham, Curnow all in the same side tells how shit our list is.

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James Hird and Essendon* FC - #FOREVERDRUGCHEATS

When I lived in Sydney during their early years, I went every week they played up here. I was invited lots of times to join the club as a member. They really pushed it.
Hawthorn does the same in Tassie.
We are shit at marketing ourselves.
Have been since I can remember.

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

What was said at half time ?

Malthouse hall of shame getting bigger

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If you allow the Government to change the Laws in an emergency
They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

Never do.

Team treating it like a weekend away spoiled by having to work a bit.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Thomas going to new lows this weeks.

Doesn't have any heart.

10 goals to nothing . Meltdown

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TC suffers from the social media illness - the death of respect and constructive discourse by keyboard.

Graham brushed away with ease

Bit harsh. They had a good first half. It's 13th against 1st.

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

10 goal qtr to complete zip, zero, nada, zilch, NOTHING!

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

to make matters worse I wasn't inspired by our president at half time

he was unimpressive

our club is shot to bits

7 points down to 70 points down.

Says it all.

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“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus.”
Turkish Proverb

Crumb it off Warnock's dominant ruck work?

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“I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ― Richard Feynman

Woeful would be being nice

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Biggest qtr by any team this year

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"You are being watched. The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it." - Finch

its difficult when the ball is moving so swiftly into your backline....
midfield smashed and obliterated like plates at a Greek tavern at midnight....
if you do not concentrate on having a midfield this is the result....

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Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil....... the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Wow.....

One behind, thank you.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

The old bastard has to go

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Cheats never prosper (except in the AFL)

Wow....what a quarter by the swans. Very impressive team. They just decided to smash in, used strength, toughness and skill. A fantastic team and giving the blues a lesson in football.