Mick Malthouse went back in a time machine, took over Carlton, and employed himself.

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Just because I'm offended, doesn't mean I'm wrong.

He's got in forward now to make sure he gets an extension.

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I hope Essendon* folds.

Douché

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#DonTheStash

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I hope Essendon* folds.

I thought that it was a pretty good handball under pressure


Not sure which game everybody was watching last night but I thought the Blues played a disciplined game, focusing on sacrificial team acts, tackling pressure, skill execution, game plan adherence, preparation, spirit, passion and above all integrity and honesty....

I thought that the blues were absolutely fantastic last night. we can certainly build on that to tackle the mighty Demons next week. Should be a GREAT match. Not sure if the game will be a sellout so I may reserve a seat just in case.

I suggest that everybody in here, reserve a seat for next weeks block buster against the Demons...

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thats funny

Not going to happen Synbad......they are a well connected club and will move on from the horrors of last year with ease.

There's our fearless captain.

Cats out of the bag....
Juice up and .....
Choose one of the 1000 of substances that has no test ...
And make sure you lose the records.......
Genius....
Do teams have to pay the Dumbers royalties when they adopt this?

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Greg Lee

Funny at first but oh so depressing after about a minute

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we need bentick to get it out of the middle

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#sayerscouldbetheman!!

Roid rage by Hibberd? He will get his.

That should read boof head

I think I've worked it out....we tried to counter Essendon*'s drug campaign, but accidentally appointed tommi as sports scientist

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You watched that for a minute?? Hmmm kinda was hypnotic!!

Missed it by that much.

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thats the club, not just murph, not just team.

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apart from MM - he gets the Mr S. Get-Out-Jail-Free card - nothing to do with him, he has sausages to sizzle and books to launch, bigger fish to fry with his 12 year plan to make the finals

Ratten on the other hand had the best list since federation only 6 months earlier, and must be held to account - 100% responsibility for little hard working Ratts. Ratts must be brought to trial and found guilty as charged.

You have a choice Mr S. You can either abandon your current thesis and analysis or send a letter of sincere apology to Mr Ratten and donate $650 to a charity of his choice...

You have 48 hours, the clock is ticking Mr S

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apart from MM - he gets the Mr S. Get-Out-Jail-Free card - nothing to do with him, he has sausages to sizzle and books to launch, bigger fish to fry with his 12 year plan to make the finals

Ratten on the other hand had the best list since federation only 6 months earlier, and must be held to account - 100% responsibility for little hard working Ratts. Ratts must be brought to trial and found guilty as charged.

You have a choice Mr S. You can either abandon your current thesis and analysis or send a letter of sincere apology to Mr Ratten and donate $650 to a charity of his choice...

You have 48 hours, the clock is ticking Mr S

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Vice President, International Extreme Sarcasm Society (IESS)