If there's only two girls, there can't be a median. I think you mean... The mean age is 19...

The median is the middle number in a set of numbers. The mean is the average. That's right.. Isn't it???!

Paging Mil... If he knows imaginary square roots of negative numbers he can provide the answer here...

fancy an imaginary square root?

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I bet bootsma has...

i actually feel crap taking swipes at a poor soul like bootsma... but these guys have been taking the mickey out of us for years......
they have been representing this club not with any kind of distinction or care factor...
very few people around the club take this club with the respect and care it deserves

its either for selfish reasons... or because they have to.
i lament the murder of my footy club by players, administrators and officials who have lost every thread of connection.
last but nowhere near least

i also cant stand old supporters who think its ok to barrack for ex players... happy to support personalities because those personalities gave them great joy.. uncaring about what those personalities are doing to their very own grandchildren.

i hate that the club is broken into a million pieces , trampled upon and pissed on... no amount of sticky tape is ever going to make it what it once was.

you just hear so many things from the club right now .. that its one shudder after the other.


Why does Bruce want to run this footy club from Queensland?
id be more impressed if he came here and took his throne personally... that way he puts his own face on things and he becomes accountable.

This club isnt accountable .. it hasnt been for a very long time.
A guy like Bootsma fell into the black hole....

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13 man board
6 with mathieson 7 with pratts sticks pres
newton flowers up a financial deal
6 with mathieson 6 with pratts
mthieson is emboldened with the split board moves and spills idiot sticks from presidency
this gives us 6 mathiesons 5 pratts giving the mathiesons the numbers for the first time
trainor thinks it will be him but its not... its mark.. seen as more neutral but leaning more towards mathieson as time goes by
trainor cracks the shitties and resigns uttering something about there was no vote of the board for pres
this brings back the numbers to 5 all... and the pratts withdraw their support of mark.
mark goes for the jugular with the mathiesons backing him up.. with the pretence for a reduction of the numbers on the board the 'philanthoropist' should leave
the philanthoropist is not somebody who will walk away easily.. she makes a few calls to old friends..and discusses a rival ticket which she is powerbroking but elliott and brown will front.
the mathiesons now look for sos to come and add some weight on the board... aas a counter.
SOs is to come in and take over the 'bare's ' spot on the board... as afootball director..bare thinks he hears people calling him bear but they mean bare.....

thats basically whats happened..

how do i read this?
if mrs pratt loses control... i wouldnt mind wagering she will withdraw her philanthropy and leave to lick her wounds and find her new pet dragons... lets call jeanie Kalishi
leaving bruce running the club from his gold spa on his yacht in QLD...
money will be thrown around and heads will be rolling faster than they were coming down in Mel Gibson's Apocalypto...
If Mark doesnt make an impression .. he will himself be little 'Jaguar Paw' and lined up for sacrifice by the head priest making sure the sun will rise over the people of Carlton again tomorrow.
Except this jaguar paw is a bit too plump and slow to run to safety....
If he does make good inroads.... craig mathieson who is bruce's nephew will make a dramatic ascendency to the throne.

You see people this has more plots and sub plots than 'Game of Thrones'

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Oh and what relevance does this have with the Boots?
Well when all this is going on ... who the @#$%&! gives a crapper about recruitment and development and everything else about the club...
Why bother even organising psychologists and a proper recruitment strategy....??
any kind of process or whatever??

boring....

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It's what happens when your schnoozle meets Mrs Palmer

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"I will rejoice in their anguish, delight in their failure and revel in our success"

We are Carlton, @#$%&! the rest !!!!!!

I assume the AFL will allow us to pay his legal fees, cant expect him to..

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For the sake of protecting the competition, of course.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Maybe we should add Clive Palmer to the board, seems like a nice guy and he can be the balance of power. Our board seems like it resembles politics.

sticks was a nice guy and holding the peace.

we actually dont need that... we need a shit fight...

one part gets smashed the other comes out wounded.. makes it easier for us to claim the club back for the people


its simple really whats needed.
either all parties work together for the clubs benefit... or they go away

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