Essendon* cheated, simple as that

i remember worrying about sprouts about 10 years ago

"it will be ok, just watch the kids.. the senior players are shit but.. hang in there.. watch the kids.. doesnt matter if they make mistakes etc... blah blah"

the club is [REDACTED], its dead

we have killed bolton already - cant see any signs at all tonight he knows what he is doing... 3 weeks ago he looked ok

now? carlton curse strikes again

Essendon* cheated, simple as that

Gibbs has to go to the reserves.
So far he has about six possessions of which two are effective, 1 or 2 frees against and the easiest miss you would ever see.
My thought when he missed that goal were what he said last week about getting deflated when their efforts down field went unrewarded.
I don't care if he never plays for us again.

Kreuzer's only two clean hitouts tonight have gone straight to Dogs players. He has not taken one single mark even though he has been the target several times.

Murphy has about seven possessions.

Cripps is getting beaten around the stoppages. It would help if our rucks weren't giving the Dogs mids an armchair ride.

Weitering must be daylight in front of second so far for the B&F.

For the first time in my life I actually don't care if we win or lose games.

This draft and trade period we should try and get someone who can run and can actually hit a target by foot or hand.

Imagine what the commentary box would look like if you shone a black light in there after this bunch of flower covered a game