you need Kurt Tippet's healing hand

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Don't forget at half-time Kurt Tippett and Graham Cornes are broadcasting their fusion jazz show live.

Bower intercepts to Betts to Murphy...Simpson...point.

Crows by 12 points.

I love the Crows and Kurt Tippett is my favourite player. Have I come to the right place?

The upset is palpable when Blues dare touch Tippet/Spadelaide's ball.

a limping Jarrad Waite???

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Based on the radio commentary the possession count is Adelaide - 1,326 to Carlton - 71.

it's official, they are professional masturbators

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I hate it when Carlton's Andrew Walker does something good - it takes away from my appreciation of the Crows for a few moments.

You've just earned the right to join the FIVEaa commentary team...special comments!!

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"...that's the thing about opinion - you don't have to know anything to have one..." Andre Agassi commenting on Pat Cash 2004
"...the less you know - the more you believe..." - Bono 2006

If anyone is only just jumping on this thread- updates are 'courtesy' via Adelaide 5AA.

they confused Judd with johncock ... understandable mistake

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Did I hear correctly when they said they were looking at the new forward line and mentioned,

"The limping Jarrad waite"

WTF ?????

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BRING BACK PERFORMANCE BASE PAYMENTS !!!

Appartently, we're "a little bit better" - nice balance...

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"...that's the thing about opinion - you don't have to know anything to have one..." Andre Agassi commenting on Pat Cash 2004
"...the less you know - the more you believe..." - Bono 2006

we've been acknowledged ... such bliss

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What was Scotland's injury?

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"I will rejoice in their anguish, delight in their failure and revel in our success"

We are Carlton, @#$%&! the rest !!!!!!

1/2 time and "all in all a very impressive half by the Adelaide Crows"*...who lead by 2 kicks.

* COURTESY OF THE FITTING TARDS @ 5AA

You guys didn't expect anything different from the 'shoulder chip' capital of Australia, did you?

How dare they ! They're eating into my Tippett time.

"A big cheerio to all the Carlton supporters listening on facebook (sic) at the moment, but with all due respect the Adelaide Crows have BY FAR been the best team out there today......"

"Carlton started to get back into the game for a couple of minutes, but the Crows have DOMINATED this game so far"

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"If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself" - Henry Ford