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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:46 pm 
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Megaman wrote:
Membership in blender, then through the coffee grinder. Thinking maybe throw it in a tub of acid next


I find it increasingly hard to dream up ways to destroy my membership each year!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:46 pm 
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Kaptain Kouta wrote:
Megaman wrote:
Membership in blender, then through the coffee grinder. Thinking maybe throw it in a tub of acid next


Blender. Grinder. Meat mincer. Ate it. Shat it out. Microwaved the poo (I won't do that again) to dry it. Blended it again. Then burnt it. Then flushed the ashes.


Amen!

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Kaptain Kouta wrote:
Megaman wrote:
Membership in blender, then through the coffee grinder. Thinking maybe throw it in a tub of acid next


Blender. Grinder. Meat mincer. Ate it. Shat it out. Microwaved the poo (I won't do that again) to dry it. Blended it again. Then burnt it. Then flushed the ashes.


I did exactly the same thing to my membership card!

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Then I realised it was actually my MyKi card! :garthp:
Woops - still felt good though! :lol:
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I hear they are lining the Richmond membership card with aluminium..

It was at the request of members who want the act of microwaving their cards a little more spectacular.
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