Sean
I, too, am a relatively new to this sport, and I have names of my own for each of these clubs. The list as per the ladder at the end of R22 this year is (NB - not many derogatory names among it, but I am also happy to adopt any others' nicknames - there is history behind each of them, much of which I don't know):
1.
The Corio Chokers, The Bellarine / Pivotonian Pussies
2.
Weagles / the West Coast Chokers
3.
Port Pies
4.
[don't have one for this lot]
5.
Dawks (but love the Poo+Wee reference to their colours)
6.
Collingfilth / Magfilth / Dragpies / Eddie's lot
7.
Swines
8.
[don't have one for this lot]
9.
Aints / St Like-It-Like-That
10.
Gabba Pussies
11.
[don't have one for this lot]
12.
Essenscum / Bummers
13.
[don't have one for this lot]
14.
Dees
15.
The Mighty Blues / The Old Dark Navy Blues / The Big Blue Tankers
16.
Punt Road Pussies
I know there are other codes around the world that have nick-names for their opposition - you'll find nicknames in the EPL, NFL, etc, that are not respectful but just good fun! I followed the NRL for many years but can not recall any of the teams' nicknames apart from shortened versions of their mascot names
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