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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 12:17 am 
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Get off Heisenberg's Hirdy's back!

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Essendon* cheated, simple as that


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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 4:10 pm 
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JAMES HIRD
RHYMES WITH TURD
HMM
REALLY MAKES YOU STINK

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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 4:26 pm 
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yep, camel, that'll get through for sure! :grin:

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:49 pm 
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:51 pm 
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@#$%&! YOU BOMBER @#$%&! !

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*(grow - fun - gah) :fight:

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:54 pm 
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WHEN WADA IS DONE
YOU'VE STILL GOT PETA TO COME.

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I hope Essendon* folds.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:19 pm 
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HIRD IS A JUNKIE

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:23 pm 
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What about...



BANNERS
DO THEY NEED AFL APPROVAL?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:27 pm 
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PEPTIDES
GROWTH HORMONES
& VITAMIN C INJECTIONS FOR SPIKE
DO THEY NEED AFL APPROVAL?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:09 pm 
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why don't they just let Agro write the thing? Best. Banner. Ever.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:30 pm 
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JohnM wrote:
why don't they just let Agro write the thing? Best. Banner. Ever.



I submitted:

Dirty rotten flowering drug cheats,
Coached by a dirty rotten, drug cheating, salary cap rorting pretty boy,
Run by a corrupt son of a corporate rip off merchant conflicted scumbag


But they said they couldn't use it because it didn't rhyme.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:26 am 
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Get back in your hole you dirty cheating Lab Rats*


(* Credit to redback for that one! Fantastic name for them!)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:20 am 
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GOOD
VERSUS
EVIL


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:32 am 
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Coming soon:
The Rise and Fall of the Hird Reich


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:51 am 
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TomAlvin'sWig wrote:
Coming soon:
The Rise and Fall of the Hird Reich




:clap: :clap: :clap:


Love it!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:05 am 
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TomAlvin'sWig wrote:
Coming soon:
The Rise and Fall of the Hird Reich


OOOOooooh I like that.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:17 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:25 am 
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Ha! Suits him. A 'Downfall' Hitler parody is surely due...


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:54 pm 
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Ha! Suits him. A 'Downfall' Hitler parody is surely due...

anyone who used performance enhancing drugs leave the room now!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:56 pm 
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BEWARE
THE PEPTIDES
OF MARCH

PLAYERS SHOULD
BE INJECTED
BUT NOT HIRD

ONLY
Essendon*
DANKS

Essendon*:
A REAL BUNCH
OF DANKERS

DRUGS
ONLY
NOT
SPORT

(With apologies to The Waifs)
I took the good stuff across the road
To pass it all around
I fudged some junky records
While that ol' Doc wasn't around
Then I jabbed you in the left arm
RIght behind that closed door
Today I dream of Frankenstein and not the AFL anymore
I'm at Windy Hill
I'm at Windy Hill
Yeah I'm at Windy Hill

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