Classic Ed Curnow

flower butcher

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"You are being watched. The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it." - Finch

I love Ed but he needs to retire. Tonight

To be clear, the last two Coleman medallists are not among those I do trust. Such is the bizarro world Carlton inhabits.

flower butchers

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"You are being watched. The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it." - Finch

Captain Inspirational

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

4.8 we are fully @#$%&! retarded

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Jesus H God Dancing Christ.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

The coach needs to relegate him to the reserves... he doesn't pick himself

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“I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ― Richard Feynman

Hang your head in shame Carlton

Nine years into a rebuild and you serve this tripe

Paganesque

Hahah Dunstall

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

On the plus side if he’d kicked it they would have spent the break celebrating.

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“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus.”
Turkish Proverb

The 'we train without footies' thing has been kind of a joke. But, like, do we practice kicking the football, like, ever?

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

RIP Charlie Kirk (was/were)

Nic Newman is easily pleased

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

4.8 ffs kick a goal of course we have more shots
Charlie ridiculous kick a goal
Lay a tackle
Ball butchers

I actually think Carlton might win this if they stop butchering the ball. Stankland is useless. Pitto knee needs to start kicking arse and the effing curlews need to effing kick straight. Harry looks like shit

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It'll be Binns making his debut

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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!

Really missing JSOS. Without him there Charlie has had to take the "miss an u13 level goal" role.

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

RIP Charlie Kirk (was/were)

If we do, we use witches hats (literal ones, not Carlton players) to simulate the man on the mark

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"You are being watched. The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it." - Finch

Ooooh do tell.