Deano Supremo wrote:
I've given this some thought, and here's a list of who I reckon should go:
Bannister - Unable to run the mile as fast as his English namesake. Must go.
Bentick - The 'Bent' part of his name alludes to a recreational drug problem. Get rid of him before he causes a stir.
Betts - Ok, he's kicked a couple of goals in his first few games, but he's as useless as tits on a bull in a ruck contest. Seeya Eddie.
Blackwell - Has done bugger all in the three months since his arrival. Obviously a passenger.
Bowyer - Once again, his English namesake had an on-field punch-up with a teammate. We can't risk that happening here. Out the door.
Bryan - Wears number 27, Darren Hulme's number. Hulme couldn't kick, we can't risk this again.
Camporeale - It's not the discipline, or the downhill skiing, it's the facial hair. Either grow a beard or piss off. I'm guessing the answer will be the latter.
Carrazzo - Doesn't sit the ball on a pin head from sixty metres the twenty odd times per game he gets hold of it.
Chambers - Came from West Coast and isn't as good as Judd. We don't need players that aren't as good as Judd.
Clarke - His legs look funny.
Davies - Hasn't kicked eight in a game like every other forward pocket in the league does week in, week out.
De Luca - Too old, and his neck is way too long for its own good.
Fevola - His agent might have the audacity to ask for a salary matching one of the top ten forwards in the league. Also, his attitude is not the best - we should trade him for someone with a better attitude - Richo or Tarrant perhaps?
Fisher - Is clearly faking a knee injury. If he doesn't get himself right for next week, then out he goes too.
French - Two words: BIG EARS. Out.
Adam Hartlett - To qoute Janet Jackson: What has he done for us lately?
Houlihan - From a distance he looks like a girl.
Johnson: Try him at CHB this week against Tredrea. If Tredrea gets a sniff of the ball, then it's time for the chop.
Kouta: I don't like the way he stretches during the warm up. Makes me feel socially uncomfortable.
Lappin: Wears those silly light blue boots. Time for the royal order.
Livo - I don't like people with double initials (ie LL). Tell your story walking.
Longmuir - Not as good as his brother.
McGrath - Not as good a opening bowler as his namesake Glenn.
Morrell - Has a porn star name, thus more social discomfort.
Norman - The soul patch went out with Miami Vice. Don't let the door knock you on the arse on the way out.
Prenda - No-one likes a man with a flat top.
Raso - Looks like a bird. G-O-N-E.
Russell - Probably a better journo than Dwayne. Should give that a run.
Scotland - Repeated (ie one) disciplinary issues.
Simpson - Refuses to get possessions from the pine. Unacceptable.
Sporn - Not as good as his cousin Kieran, who run amock from a wing for the dons once. During training. On his own before anyone else got there. Maybe.
Stevens - Looks too much like a game show host. Should change his name to Guy Smiley and move into tv.
Teague - When commentators say 'looks for Teague' it sounds like 'looks fatigued'. An obvious indicator into some fitness issues.
Thornton - Never trust anyone called Bret that spells it with one 'T'. Has also done stuff-all since third quarter of Wiz cup final.
Waite - Hasn't become the best CHF since Royce Hart yet, even though it might not be his best possie. Obviously doesn't want it enough.
Walker - The name is the issue here - Walker! Shouldn't he be running? LAZY BASTARD!
Whitnall - Doesn't take mark of the year nominations every week.Should be taking marks while surrounded by 13 opposition players, all armed with various kung-fu weaponry.
Wiggins - He can stay.
So there we have it. Take these blokes out of the equation and we might just have a team worthy of our interest.
attention mods: we really, really, really need a tongue-in-cheek emoticon.
Nice work, Deano, good to have you back in Sydney, and back posting.....