Once a long time ago when I was young I yelled at Michael Tuck as he chased a ball along the boundary at the MCG, I yelled that he was an old man and should retire. My mate told me to shut up as the Ablett clan was sitting a few rows behind us.

Many ways, just cannot be told on a family friendly bog site. In general, how would she know as a dead fish, plus your new partner is prettier, better body, better IQ, better all round person. Can come up with more but you get the gist.

Just ask Teddy. Always up for the debate to hep BS.

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"Get ready, Teddy - you're on": Ron Barassi half time 1970 Grand Final

Blood is thicker that water. You and your sister need to get over it.

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Congratulations CK95

Oldie.... But....

Simple response... 'I never bothered trying'

Go Blues

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“Every single element of the Club has to be the best in the league, meticulously and methodically, and only by doing this will we be elite and challenge for number 17.”
Greg Lee

You could say, “Are you saying that ‘Oh!, Oh!, Oh!’, was a complaint?”

In 1999 I was living in a caravan in my folks backyard saving up for a big overseas trip. My misso (yes, honeychurch) at the time turned up at halftime in the prelim. 15 minutes into the third quarter I was losing my shit at her being bad luck and politely (*not politely) asking her to please leave.

The next year I went to Africa (solo trip) and she broke up with me three weeks into the trip.

I still say I was in the right.

Next time I saw her was at a mutual friends wedding where a younger Scott Morrison was also a guest.

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

RIP Charlie Kirk (was/were)

Where in Africa?

Sth, Zim, Namibia, Botswana, Swaziland, lesotho

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

RIP Charlie Kirk (was/were)

That’s sweet. Would make breaking up even better.

That was me, not her.

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

I have a similar story.
I was at the MCG yelling at Robert Walls, who was having a bad game.
A woman behind me tapped me on the shoulder and said that he was her husband.
I think we lost.

I think I was about nine. I pulled a bit of that dot matrix printer paper off the thing at home, grabbed a ball point pen and wrote a super funny sign to hold up "Ronald McDonald is better than Donald McDonald".

I've always been funny.

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

RIP Charlie Kirk (was/were)

I had a similar occurrence yelling at Jason Cloke, his dad was behind us. I shut up very quickly

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Between our dreams and actions lies this world

You’re lucky it wasn’t his mum

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

A fair while ago, when we were still playing at PP, Mrs Teddy was wearing my old kid's blues jumper with 42 on the back. Wool with no advertising! We were sitting in the Elliott Stand as members and she had to go to the toilet as ladies do.

Walked behind the commentary boxes and there is Wallsy who was doing special comments having a break and eating a banana.

She rushes back to tell me she saw my childhood hero. I rushed up and had a very nice conversation with him. Ended up along the lines of "how long do you think before we are up again?". The answer "at least five years" He got the "at least" right.

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"Get ready, Teddy - you're on": Ron Barassi half time 1970 Grand Final

Get in the sack yourself with the new bloke whilst you wear a Carlton jumper and check for his reaction. You may end up in the E.D. but hey at least you will be better informed

E.D. ...

soft cock...?


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

Nah.
I married a hot Mexican chick instead.

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

Is it slightly disturbing that as soon as I read this the first thing that immediately popped into my head is that stupid nachos tv ad where the kid says "why can't we have both?"