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phoenix johnson wrote:
Hammer, I'd be having a stern word with this fella as he has breached the rule of The Big Book Of MCHammer Ethics.

"No one else shall wear said gold or any other colour parachute pants but BlueHammer"

This bloke is clearly in breach of the rule.


Yeah don't worry PJ. I've warned him off.

I've left the heads of Snow and Vanilla Ice in his bed and told him that his life will follow their careers if he trespasses on the big gold daks again.

I got them back off him. Bloody expensive to get gold pants dry cleaned these days.

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The idea is good..... but we need something typically Carlton for when the siren sounds.

Joffa's gold coat was typically Collingwood - a showy wanker with no substance.

But we need something Carlton..... like..... perhaps.....

someone pouring the perfect latte?

his eye may be on you or me...... but will he bang? We shall see......

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I suggest a big brown paper bag which is tastefully brandished towards all and sundry, which the wielder then blows up and pops like a balloon, showering everyone nearby with Monopoly money.

/me ducks :wink:

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The Tyrant wrote:
But we need something Carlton..... like..... perhaps.....


......bring back Barb?

Now that's typically Carlton! 8)

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I think holding up premiership cups is typical of Carlton

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We could get 15 sex dolls dressed up in the other teams jumpers and Captain Carlton servicing them all from behind.

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I wear a golden g-string...


Surely those sequins make it a bit uncomfortable?

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I think bringing out a 30 foot silver tail - which can be passed around the cheersquad. Similar to the plastic beer cup chains passed around Bay 13 at the MCG during the cricket. :wink:

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